Monthly Archives: March 2019

It’s Up To You

You can have all that and more. The price is your attention to the goals of the people you elect to represent you. Your vote is the key to a government that responds to your needs.

Stop voting for people that are more interested in their own wealth than your wellbeing.

And Now, For Something Completely Different

Was on my way to Clinton from Springfield for a funeral. I was in my late 20’s so my hair was long and my beard was longer. I was in a suit, so I was probably feeling more presentable than I looked.

Up by the turn off to Lowry City I spotted three elderly women in a fairly new Cadillac staring at a flat tire. Gotta stop and help, right?

By the time I got turned around and parked behind them they were already back in their car. I walked up beside the driver’s window and asked her to roll it down. The first indication that I might not be as presentable as I’d thought was when all the doors lock as she rolls that window down, about half an inch. 
I told her that if she’d pop the latch on her trunk I’d change her tire. Ten minutes later, tire changed, jack and flat tire back in her trunk I look to the driver’s side window, still rolled down about half an inch and see a $20 blowing in the breeze. I walked up to the window and told her to keep her money, I said that next time it might be me on the side of the road needing help. This darling little old lady still holding the $20 out the window spoke the only words she’d said to me since I’d stopped. She looked me up and down and said, “Young man, you should probably take this $20, I wouldn’t stop.”